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House in the Woods
  • What is the Basic Process?
    We follow a quick and simple process that makes things easy for sellers: • SCHEDULE A VISIT. To arrange a visit, please contact us by phone at 954-434-2053 or by completing the contact form on this website. Kindly provide us with some basic information about your property. • GET A CASH OFFER. Receive a cash offer by having Mr. Batista contact you to schedule a visit. During his visit, he will evaluate the condition of your house, answer any questions you may have, and determine if purchasing your property is a sound investment decision by performing his due diligence. If deemed viable, you can expect to receive a cash offer for your house. • CLOSE ON YOUR SCHEDULE. You are under no obligation to accept the cash offer. But if you do, we’ll set up a closing time that works for you, so you can get your cash and move on as quickly as you wish. Are you ready to set up a free consultation with Mr. Batista? Click Here
  • What exactly is an "Effed Up Houses"?
    "Our slogan, "We Buy Effed Up Houses", assures sellers that we are interested in purchasing properties that are in very poor condition. We do not typically purchase houses with high-interest rates or undesirable mortgage financing, or homes with unmanageable payments or balances. Instead, we specialize in purchasing properties that are in very poor condition, such as those with significant structural damage, fire damage, unsafe structures, or issues with the building department. We leverage our relationships with the City (building department), engineering, real estate, and construction services to maximize the selling price. Would you like to know more about our services? Click Here
  • Who is "We Buy Effed Up Houses"?
    “We Buy Effed Up Houses” is the real estate investment branch of Real Estate Engineering, LLC (D/B/A G. Batista Engineering & Construction) which has constructed, designed, engineered, and invested in many millions of dollars worth of properties over the past 20+ year of its existence. Greg Batista, PE, CGC is 100% the owner of these firms. You can follow the engineering and construction company link to understand more about what Mr. Batista does and his impeccable reputation in the industry.

We Buy Effed Up Houses "As-is". What does that mean?

What Are The Steps Involved To Sell My House To You? We Buy Effed Up Houses

What Exactly Does A Cash Offer Mean? We Buy Effed Up Houses

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